Tuesday 21 September 2010

Weapon Of The Day- The Slingshot

WARNING: Only to be used for those with a good aim and steady hand.

USAGE: Target your Creative specifically between the eyes. All shots toward lower part of the body are futile, with the exception of more sensitive areas. Once target is secured, pull back the slingshot, and allow stone to catapult forward, knocking your Creative flat out. On arousal, Creative will seem dazed and confused, but this is a normal side effect.

RESULT: Congratulations bounty hunter, you are one step closer to £1000!



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