Weapon Of The Day: Box

This box is one of the most basic weapons in our Catch A Creative range, but the most effective. The target Creative can be lured into the contraption using bait, which should be placed at the back corner of the trap. This is so that said Creative can be fully covered with the box once string is pulled.

We advise to hide around the nearest corner, and once Creative has taken a bite of the bait, pull the string to release.

NB: At our testing headquarters in Sheperd's Bush, our research revealed that other effective bait to use were seeded smoked salmon and cream cheese bagels, a copy of Wallpaper Magazine, or a brand spanking new pair of Cheap Monday's.

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Weapon Of The Day- The Slingshot

WARNING: Only to be used for those with a good aim and steady hand.

USAGE: Target your Creative specifically between the eyes. All shots toward lower part of the body are futile, with the exception of more sensitive areas. Once target is secured, pull back the slingshot, and allow stone to catapult forward, knocking your Creative flat out. On arousal, Creative will seem dazed and confused, but this is a normal side effect.

RESULT: Congratulations bounty hunter, you are one step closer to £1000!

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Weapon Of The Day: The Bear Trap

Calling all bounty hunters!

Catch A Creative Tip One: Place this bear trap in the path of any unsuspecting two legged Creative and distract him from looking downwards by commenting on the weather and pointing to the window. If deploy is successful, said Creative's leg will become caught in the spikes, and hence will be unable to move. If Creative becomes aggressive, place a paper bag over Creative's head, and, once calm, get him to visit www.rpmltd.com/catch

Congratulations hunter- you are one step closer to winning a grand.